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Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?" "Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.


Eliezer Yudkowsky


#harry-potter #world-domination #heroism

Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he’s supposed to be our teacher!" Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. "Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic you foul—you evil—" "Hermione!" said Ron weakly and he tried to grab her hand as she swung it back. "Get off Ron!" Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for instructions, thoroughly bewildered. "C’mon," Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three of them had disappeared into the passageway to the dungeons. "Hermione!" Ron said again, sounding both stunned and impressed.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #malfoy #ron-weasley #strength

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE BODY


Jim Butcher


#easter #harry-dresden #jim-butcher #harry-dresden

A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power. I was not a murderer. I was not like Victor Sells. I was Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. I was a wizard. Wizards control their power. They don't let it control them. And wizards don't use magic to kill people. They use it to discover, to protect, to mend, to help. Not to destroy.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #magic #harry-dresden

No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden

Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when . . . I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys even me. “Edro, edro,” I muttered. “Open.” I rubbed at the bridge of my nose and ventured, “Mellon.” Nothing happened. The wards stayed. I guessed the Corpsetaker had never read Tolkien. Tasteless bitch.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #tolkien #harry-dresden

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.


Jim Butcher


#grave-peril #harry-dresden #human-race #harry-dresden

Yeah, this is night Dudders. This is what we call it when it goes all dark like this! *Dudley goes bright red* I mean when you're in bed! Whatdya mean? Am I supposed to be scared of pillows or something?


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #magic #funny

...Sirius had never kept him waiting before...Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him...If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back...That he really was...


J.K. Rowling


#death #depressing #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #sad

Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones... Words will never, et cetera.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor






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