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Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.


Jim Butcher


#knowledge #harry-dresden

Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.


Jim Butcher


#history #ignorance #ignorance

All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!


J.K. Rowling


#granger #harry-potter #hats #hermione #houseelves

Notice how Harry Styles smile is like the Cheshire Cat? And how he is from Cheshire and loves cats...


Natalie Stenger


#humor #onedirection #humor

I can’t sit through this thing with you next to me flashing your man cave the whole time.


J.A. Redmerski


#humor #humor

My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says, that wasn't my fault. when a giant scorpion the size of an Irish wolfhound is tearing its way through the roof of your elevator car, you get real willing to take desperate measures.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way to the car. “Let me guess, you’re Harry Potter and this is the school of Hogwarts. If I say Lumos will it light up?


Brandi Salazar


#humor #lumos #magic #school #humor

Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.


Jim Butcher


#instinct #intellect #intellect

But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose Gryffindor over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account." "Really?" "It did for me," said Harry. He had never told any of his children that before, and he saw the wonder in Albus's face when he said it.


J.K. Rowling


#death

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.


Jim Butcher


#ferro #harry-dresden #humor #sarcasm #humor






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