Read through the most famous quotes by topic #harper
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. ↗
#jane-jameson #kindergarten #maturity #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are. ↗
She looked at me, confused. “He hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Let’s just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision.” “That’s weird. I wasn’t brought into the loop with my parents’ marriage either.” “Really? How old were you?” “Twelve months.” She giggled. “I can’t imagine why they didn’t ask your opinion. ↗
I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table. I palmed them and eyed him speculatively. "You fixed my car?" "I have walked the earth for more than a century. I managed to pick up some skills along the way," he said, before reluctantly adding, "and one of them is finding skilled mechanics." I smirked, leaning against the wall. "You almost had me there." "I supervised," he insisted. ↗
#gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #funny
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #pinata #questions
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #ocd #funny
Manfred,” I began, exasperated, “I just don’t know what to do with you.” “I have some very good ideas,” he said. He waggled his eyebrows. He was making it funny, but he was serious. I never doubted that at my slightest response, Manfred would be booking us into the nearest hotel as fast as he could whip out his wallet. ↗
The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you were a decent person, say a juvenile-services librarian with a secret collection of unicorn figurines, you're probably going to be a kinder, gentler vampire. ↗
It was hard to hear him, but she turned around, and when she faced him again he was smiling broadly. He pulled his glove off and held up three fingers, then kissed his palm and pressed it to the glass. She pressed her hand against his, and said, “Good luck.” Shea skated off with a nod. “Oh. My. God. Y’all disgust me. That was straight out of some sappy love story,” Harper complained. ↗
