#hank

Thank God for little miracles, right? ↗

— Michael Bergin

#little #miracles #right #thank #thank god

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#apply #beauty #direction #easier #once

I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama. ↗

— Eric Church

#baby #blessed #boy #happy #healthy

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#around #assistant #blind #bloke #calls

When I'm not thanked at all, I'm thanked enough, I've done my duty, and I've done no more. ↗

— Henry Fielding

#duty #enough #i #more #thanked

I put on the Hank Williams and the Patsy Cline and the Rosemary Clooney on vinyl - I'm not trying to be some cool indie-rock person, I just love the way it sounds - and throw on a T-shirt and jeans. In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#come #cool #hank #hank williams #i

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drink #drove #even #her #i

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drink #drove #had #her #i

Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another. ↗

— John Clayton

#appreciation #being #blessed #buying #christian

Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ. ↗

— John Clayton

#christ #jesus #jesus christ #much #season