#hangover

How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks and pulls them on. Sweet Peach? What the hell? He’s definitely gay … I shrug. “Er … okay, I guess. I really don’t remember much though. How did I get here … and why am I wearing your t-shirt?” I ask hesitantly, afraid of the answer. Hagen laughs nervously. “I brought you home when you couldn’t tell me where you lived. And don’t worry, you got changed all by yourself … in the kitchen … for like an hour. ↗

— J.C. McClean

#hangover #humour #change

The only cure for a real hangover is death. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#drinking #hangovers #death

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle, And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle. What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew at me? I am unused to banshees crying Boo at me. Your wife can’t be a banshee— Or can she? ↗

— Ogden Nash

#drinking #hangover #marriage #poetry #relationships

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#after #come #everything #get #hangover

A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and that is true of 'Office Space' too. ↗

— Seth Gordon

#comedy #favorite #favorite film #film #good

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. ↗

— Libba Bray

#hangovers #humor #beauty

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. ↗

— Joyce Brothers

#being #buying #buzz #comes #credit

I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s. ↗

— Simon LeBon

#anything #because #feel #hangover #i

One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.' ↗

— Jordan Knight

#atrocious #badly #day #good #hangover

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. ↗

— MCM

#hangover #humor #malediction #humor