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Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.


John Mortimer


#dying #handicaps #age

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.


Andy Dick


#before #christian #comic #go #handicapped

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.


William Dunbar


#does #handicapped #know #lawyer #men

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.


Gary Johnson


#anymore #being #criminal #drink #handicap

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.


Scott Baio


#as far as #club #country #country club #course

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.


Scott Adams


#argue #battles #candy #cents #dinner

I get a kick out of Democrats thinking they know how handicap a GOP race.


Ari Fleischer


#get #gop #handicap #how #i

Acceptance of one's life has nothing to do with resignation; it does not mean running away from the struggle. On the contrary, it means accepting it as it comes, with all the handicaps of heredity, of suffering, of psychological complexes and injustices.


Paul Tournier


#accepting #away #comes #complexes #contrary

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.


Napoleon Bonaparte


#politics #stupidity

After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped.


Kenzaburo Oe


#born #child #first #got #handicapped