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The first rule of Evernight is that any vampire who seeks sanctuary must be given a place." -Charity


Claudia Gray


#mrs-bethany #stargazer #charity

Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough.


Rachel Caine


#human #humor #plants #shane #zombie

Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u, less oo. Duuude." "Dude." "Dude." "Okay, dude." George nodded. "How's it hanging?" Jack asked. "How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him. "I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?" George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit." His stuff...Oh. Ha! "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #hanging #ilona-andrews

I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very good and I had lost it and would never remember it again.


Raymond Chandler


#crime #marlowe #noir #funny

Self-preservation isn't worth it if you can't live with the self you're preserving


David Levithan


#every-day #self-worth

Phaedra keeps saying she's being selfish. That she hates herself for it, but she does it anyway. She can't deny herself what she wants, even if it brings about her downfall and his." "And have you learned anything from our literary parallel?" "Not really, I keep thinking that she would do it all over again if there were a chance...a chance that it could go right. Even if 99 times out of a 100 the story ends badly, it's worth it if only once she gets a happy ending.


Cora Carmack


#chance-and-fortune #desire #garrick #guilt #hope

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.


Rick Riordan


#frank-zhang #wisdom #teenagers

amor omnia vincit


Sitta Karina


#love #love

Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?" "You love me?" "Yes." A sigh inadvertently escaped. "We're really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way," Ranger said.


Janet Evanovich


#sizzling-sixteen #stephanie-plum #love

-"You won't like me if I'm cruel." -"I don't like you now." -"We don't lie." -"I'm mortal, Irial. I can lie all I want to.


Melissa Marr


#irial #leslie #love






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