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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hair




Man, Grandma, what big hair you have." "The better to style with, my dear.


Neal Shusterman


#fairy-tales #funny #hair #red-riding-hood #funny

My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #imperative #mustache #funny

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple.



Jarod Kintz


#bald #baldness #bond #bonding #eyebrows

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #vanity #humor

Geez, I wish I could tell you I had a whole bunch of '80s hair bands, you know something you really wouldn't expect, but I don't know that the music police would be that surprised, because most of the stuff that I am influenced by is in evidence in the music.


John Sebastian


#bands #because #bunch #could #evidence

I'm talking about a little truth-in-packaging here. To be perfectly frank, you don't quite look like yourself. And if you walk around looking like someone other than who you are, you could end up getting the wrong job, the wrong friends, who knows what-all. You could end up with somebody else's life." I shrugged again, and smiled. "This is my life," I said. "It doesn't seem like the wrong one.


Michael Cunningham


#hair #haircut #identity #life #self

(…) met the owner of this cozy book-and-candle Apt. G, a tall, leggy, striking girl named Bea or maybe just the letter B or maybe the insect Bee, not sure, her long blond hair pulled in a ponytail, her no-doubt banging body effortlessly buried beneath a pile of tights and sweaters and scarves – she is a walking coat rack – and as we shook hands, Bea fixed me with the most alarming blue-eyed stare of my life, the kind of stare in which you think some potent subliminal message is being passed along (Run away with me or maybe just Run away), (…)


Jess Walter


#drugs #humor #life

The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.



Jarod Kintz


#life #may #months #time #wheelchair

Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you.


Cynthia Hand


#hair #love #tenderness #tucker #love

I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines.


Alice Sebold


#magazine #promises #love






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