#haiku

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming. ↗

— Ryan Mecum

#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

I know how to tell a woman I love her in seventeen syllables or less. I’m not talking about a haiku, I’m talking about grunts from an orgasm. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#haiku #orgasm #funny

Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains. ↗

— Ryan Mecum

#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

Haiku is not a shriek, a howl, a sigh, or a yawn; rather, it is the deep breath of life. ↗

— Santoka Taneda

#creating #haiku #japanese #poetry #zen

If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck- bite, dead, burp, credits. ↗

— Ryan Mecum

#haiku #twilight #vampires #life

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love? ↗

— Matsuo Bashō

#desire #haiku #love

The love of nature is religion, and that religion is poetry; these three things are one thing. This is the unspoken creed of haiku poets. ↗

— R.H. Blyth

#zen #love

Mountain-rose petals Falling, falling, falling now... Waterfall music ↗

— Matsuo Bashō

#nature-s-music #music

It is easy to believe we are each waves and forget we are also the ocean. ↗

— Jon J. Muth

#neighbors #spelling #zen #ocean

Hi! My little hut Is newly-thatched I see... Blue morning-glories ↗

— Kobayashi Issa

#haiku #morning-glories #beauty