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Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this." I cringed. "I'm so sorry." "I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak." "It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life.


Jaye Wells


#funny #giguhl #haircut #sabina #funny

I know how to tell a woman I love her in seventeen syllables or less. I’m not talking about a haiku, I’m talking about grunts from an orgasm.


Jarod Kintz


#haiku #orgasm #funny

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#chimera #narcissus-in-chains #humor

Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS. BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

I forced myself to breathe deeply; perhaps they would have vanished. Perhaps I'd been imagining them because Brae was gone and I was scared without him, and now that he was back I'd feel safe enough again that they would go away. Perhaps it was just paint or something and would have been washed out by the sea spray earlier. I breathed again, feeling much calmer and then, slowly, opened my eyes.


Heather James


#fire #hair #jasmine #imagination

I do wonder why people hate their grey hair so much! I think grey hair is a gift from the moon! When the moon laughs, her eyes produce tears of joy that fall to the earth and onto the tops of people's heads!


C. JoyBell C.


#grey-hair #inspirational-quotes #selene #the-moon #inspirational

I wear the chain I forged in life....I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it.


Charles Dickens


#free-will #life

Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outre results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#chains-of-events #commonplaces-of-existence #cross-purposes #fiction #on-fiction

Haiku is not a shriek, a howl, a sigh, or a yawn; rather, it is the deep breath of life.


Santoka Taneda


#creating #haiku #japanese #poetry #zen

If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck- bite, dead, burp, credits.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #twilight #vampires #life






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