#hai

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair. ↗

— Claudette Colbert

#grow #hair #just #lose #men

The point of that is, if you look at Walgreen's history, they've always been pioneers in the application of technology. They're the only drugstore chain that I know to have their own satellite. ↗

— James Collins

#application #been #chain #drugstore #history

Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession." Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #haiku #obsession #palindrome #poetry

Tyrants have not yet discovered any chains that can fetter the mind. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

#chains #discovered #fetter #mind #tyrants

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#good #hairdo #seagulls

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and they're like, his hair is out of control. ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#control #emails #finds #hair #his

My hair has been mocked a lot. ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#hair #lot #mocked

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#blood #bones #end #everything #great

My hair-- bob it! ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#bob #fashion #fitzgerald #gatsby #girls

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#clothes #hair #listening #look #off