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Father sighed. “Please spare me these arguments of yours.” “Whose arguments should I use?


Franny Billingsley


#humor #humor

He (Larry Summers) can frame arguments with such force and conviction that people think he knows more than he does.


Ron Suskind


#impressions #rhetoric #education

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into.


Ben Goldacre


#faith #persuasion #science #faith

#4. Spend more time considering areas of agreement than disagreement. The doctrines you share with other true believers are the foundational doctrines; the ones you do not share are necessarily less central to the faith. Acknowledging that you and those with whom you disagree will spend eternity together should encourage you to not allow peripheral doctrines to separate you here on earth.


Thomas Brooks


#divisiveness #unity #faith

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth. Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.


Russell Brand


#humor #politics #western-culture #humor

My father would argue two side of a möbius strip.


Dan Brown


#math-humor #science-humor #humor

Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come


Mario Puzo


#paraphrased #simile #life

[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words] : Launderette: This is where you go to wash your clothes. You put the money into the slot and then you chuck your clothes into the washing machine and about six hours and twenty-five dollars later all your clothes have shrunk and turned pink. Fantastic value


Andy Stanton


#you-re-a-bad-man #money

It's time, my children When the waves rise high When the waters run deep When the clock strikes midnight You'll feel the mark of Zero Hour And you'll never be the same again


Lisa Mangum


#music #the-hourglass-door #zero-hour #music

By the very act of arguing, you awake the patient's reason; and once it is awake, who can foresee the result?


C.S. Lewis


#debate #religion #screwtape #religion






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