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#groin

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Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile? I know, because yesterday was in a bad mood, and I guess I must have frowned too much because this morning I woke up with a torn groin muscle.


Jarod Kintz


#frown #funny #groin #smile #funny

I had a very bad torn groin, my abdomen right through my legs. I was finding it really hard to get in the ring and run around and function at a decent rate. Then they had the idea that it might be better to do a retirement thing.


Owen Hart


#bad #better #decent #finding #function

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.


Rick Riordan


#groin #humor #son-of-neptune #tyson #humor

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.


Red Buttons


#hand #kids #leaves #never #raise

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.


Rita Rudner


#because #class #got #groin #i






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