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West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.


Jeri Ryan


#came #every #every man #gay #grocery

They didn't accept me theory - not a theory, but just a thought I had about this character. I noticed that this man only exists when the boy comes into the grocery.


Omar Sharif


#accept #boy #character #comes #exists

I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in.


Michael W. Smith


#comes #day #down #every #every day

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.


Ben Stein


#bakery #buy #cheese #chicken #dairy

I do love to shop. But I'm a social shopper. I like to do it while hanging out with my friends. Some of them hate shopping because they treat it like something you have to plan, like a grocery list. But if I'm out and I pass a store, I just pop in.


Nicole Richie


#friends #grocery #hanging #hate #i

It's so funny because I haven't set foot in a grocery store in years, you know. And that's so embarrassing...I kept going, 'What's this?' "First of all I had the cart and I was riding down the aisles standing on it. And there's nobody there but us. And we got in the checkout. And I'm seeing this square thing, and I'm like, "What's this you guys?" And Missy just looked at me. And they said, "That's so you can use your credit card." And I said, "You can use your credit cards in grocery stores now?


Janet Jackson


#funny

I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Paper or plastic?" It's offensive. As if I'm going to sleep with her just because she has a clever pick up line.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #grocery-store #humor #paper-or-plastic #funny

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!


Anne Tyler


#back #chicken #come #consider #cow

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #car #groceries #kids #out

It slows down grocery shopping, because so many women at the store watch the show. I always end up talking to two or three people every time I go to Ralphs. It's fun.


James Denton


#because #down #end #every #every time






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