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#grandpa

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.


Dave Barry


#baby #babysitter #children #family #grandfather

Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too.


Jarod Kintz


#flirting #funny #grandpa #manure #truck

As children, many of us were taught never to talk to strangers. As parents and grandparents, our message must change with technology to include strangers on the Internet.


Judy Biggert


#children #grandparents #include #internet #many

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.


Steven Tyler


#ago #back #everybody #go #grandma

My childhood was limited to mostly gospel music. We didn't have, like, a lot of records in our house, you know. It was like my grandparents who raised me. They were pretty old-fashioned in their religious ways, so it was like church, church, church, school, school, school.


Faith Evans


#church #gospel #gospel music #grandparents #house

My grandparents got married at a very young age, and a lot of what I think about marriage is based on their relationship. I watched them over the years and saw how they dealt with everything together, as a team.


Kyle Chandler


#age #based #dealt #everything #got

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.


Jim Carrey


#actual #breathe #called #eating #grandparents

I enjoyed my grandparents very much. My mother and father would always allow me to stay with them.


Dominic Chianese


#always #enjoyed #father #grandparents #i

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.


Claudette Colbert


#along #get #grandchildren #grandparents #mother

I'm raising my daughter with her grandparents in the picture, and that feels good.


Paula Cole


#feels #good #grandparents #her #i






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