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#grandpa

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When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.


Natalie Portman


#entertainer #everyone #funeral #grandpa #i

The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there. 



Jarod Kintz


#bathroom #door #family #grandpa #hall

There's nothing wrong with seeing. If you see a "bad future", just change it, is all. Things'll turn out okay, as long as you don't give up!


Sakura Tsukuba


#land-of-the-blindfolded #change

My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father.



Jarod Kintz


#family #fight #grandpa #murder #patricide

He’s supposed to look out for you.” “I do!” Kieran sounded offended. “You should be proud of her. Hart requested her presence personally at the Drake coronation.” I closed my eyes briefly. We were doomed. “You went to a vampire ceremony?” Grandpa asked evenly. “He didn’t know?” Kieran asked. “No, he didn’t.” “Sorry.” Grandpa vibrated with rage. “I will not tolerate this kind of behavior in my family!” “It’s different now,” Kieran tried to assuage him. “I’m dating Solange Drake. They’re a good family.” Grandpa went red, then purple. Kieran took a step back. I whacked Grandpa between the shoulder blades. “Grandpa, breathe!


Alyxandra Harvey


#grandpa #kieran #dating

My grandpa doesn’t even have a grand to his name.


Jarod Kintz


#lie #poverty #change

My grandparents knew it was important that I understood Christianity and the Bible. But they never took me to church; they sent me to church.


Lee Greenwood


#christianity #church #grandparents #i #important

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.


Ellen DeGeneres


#exercise #family #grandmothers #grandparents #humor

I am not ashamed of my grandparents for having been slaves. I am only ashamed of myself for having at one time being ashamed.


Ralph Ellison


#ashamed #been #being #grandparents #having

No, like I said, my dad was never really part of the tennis. His involvement around what I did with the tennis and with my mom and my grandparents was really not a part of my life.


Jimmy Connors


#dad #did #grandparents #his #i






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