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The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been intermarrying for a long time. But if we did the DNA of everyone in Mexico a whole lot of people would have a whole lot of black in them.


Henry Louis Gates


#behind #black #closet #did #dna

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.


Marc Jacobs


#dad #grandma #i #i always #mom

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.


Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.


Allan Sherman


#cheated #could #grandma #luck #more

The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away. I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove. The babies and the grandmas who hang on to it and help us remember when we forget that any kind of dancing is better than no dancing at all.


Lynda Barry


#babies #confidence #cool #dance #dancing

You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you won't. Only if grandma has poisoned the neighbor or is suspected of poisoning the neighbor through her apple pies.


John McAfee


#apple #grandma #hate #her #love

I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddy having been Secretary of State? Only girls are Secretaries of State.' Most of her lifetime, it's true. But at the time it really was a big deal.


Madeleine Albright


#been #big #big deal #daughter #deal

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.


Kel Mitchell


#film #grandma #men #mystery #see

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.


Barbara Billingsley


#cleaver #council #did #got #grandma

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.


Bill Cosby


#grandma #life #optimist #perspective #pessimist






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