#golf

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. ↗

— Hank Aaron

#golf #humor #sports #humor

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#basketball #black #dressed #golf #hockey

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy. ↗

— George Archer

#i #probably #still

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. ↗

— Joey Adams

#business #golf #watch #you #your

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#golf #i

Golf is me. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#me

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ↗

— Al Boliska

#backwards #ever #golf #noticed #spells

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to. ↗

— Pat Summerall

#available #basketball #could #drinks #everybody

I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever. ↗

— Amy Alcott

#become #between #black #blue #calling

You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you. ↗

— Amy Alcott

#argue #average #could #course #definitely