#golf

The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#after #any #cry #crying #game

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough. ↗

— Johnny Miller

#enough #golfer #grips #lightly #only

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#else #endeavor #enjoying #golfers #human

Mostly I built golf courses the way I played golf, which was left-to-right. But I learned very rapidly that people wanted to see more than just the way I played golf and that I had to balance up what I was doing, right-to-left, left-to-right, etc. ↗

— Jack Nicklaus

#built #courses #doing #etc #golf

Had I not become a professional golfer, I think I would have pursued some type of career in aviation. ↗

— Arnold Palmer

#become #career #golfer #had #i

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well. ↗

— Arnold Palmer

#fact #golf #golfer #guess #heard

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. ↗

— Neil Peart

#go #golf #good #guys #i

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have. ↗

— Harvey Penick

#kept #more #more people #people #probably

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer. ↗

— Gary Player

#golf #know #puzzle #without

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel. ↗