#gives

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ↗

— Robin Williams

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#brain #enough #gives #god #men

In a way, my past gives me a little credibility. Not that anybody cares what I did nineteen years ago, but I did have a career, and a legitimate one, before I met my husband. ↗

— Pia Zadora

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#anybody #before #career #cares #credibility