#girlfriend

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. ↗

— Joe Rogan

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

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Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. ↗

— Herbert Marcuse

#due #every #girlfriend #his #mode

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. ↗

— Jay London

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I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before. ↗

— Carly Rae Jepsen

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The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. ↗

— Shirley Knight

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In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single. ↗

— Ryan Kwanten

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Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. ↗

— Phyllis Schlafly

#any #girlfriend #his #impeached #judge

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. ↗

— Charlie Simpson

#bits #girlfriend #her #hurt #i

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. ↗

— Elliott Smith

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