#girlfriend

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. ↗

— Usher

#appearance #clip #consider #definitely #girlfriend

I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it. ↗

— Jack White

#always #any #box #felt #females

You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t want to leave it on the plate but you don’t want to be a pig about it? So you take your bread and use it to sop up the rest of the gravy. That guy is totally soppable! ↗

— Erin Jamison

#girlfriends #online-dating #sexy-men #dating

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#girlfriends #dating

If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriends #knees #replaced #run-around #witty

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart. ↗

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#burkett #friends #girlfriend #heart #heartbreak

I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends. ↗

— Jason Bateman

#friends #get #get married #girlfriends #handle

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. ↗

— Felix Baumgartner

#feel #feels #girlfriend #guess #i

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman. ↗

— Steve Maraboli

#girlfriend #inspirational #jealous #life #love