#girlfriend

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. ↗

— Orlando Bloom

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When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. ↗

— Orlando Bloom

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. ↗

— Joe Rogan

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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. ↗

— Joe Rogan

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Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. ↗

— Herbert Marcuse

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I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before. ↗

— Carly Rae Jepsen

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I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. ↗

— Deion Sanders

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Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends. ↗

— Harry Styles

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I wanted to be a designer since I was a kid, and I was always attracted to the way rock stars dressed and the way their girlfriends dressed. I always thought that they were the most interesting people. ↗

— Anna Sui

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I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.
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— Jarod Kintz

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