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You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t want to leave it on the plate but you don’t want to be a pig about it? So you take your bread and use it to sop up the rest of the gravy. That guy is totally soppable!


Erin Jamison


#girlfriends #online-dating #sexy-men #dating

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.


Marilyn Monroe


#girlfriends #dating

If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.


Jarod Kintz


#girlfriends #knees #replaced #run-around #witty

If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don't try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you've told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment.


Josh Shipp


#injury #lie #life #respect #life

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.


A.T. Hicks


#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.


Boris Becker


#been #first #first love #girlfriend #had

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.


Scott Baio


#feel #girlfriend #i #i feel #know

I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.'


Hope Davis


#girlfriends #go #i #i tried #just

I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.' I'm not at a point in my life when I'm analyzing too much. I have young children, and I'm just pretty much crazed.


Hope Davis


#children #crazed #did #girlfriends #go

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.


Orlando Bloom


#am #girlfriends #hopeless #hopeless romantic #i






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