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#girlfriend

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If you don’t find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don’t want to ruin the evening.


Shannon L. Alder


#bluntness #fake-friends #friendship #girlfriends #honest-friends

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.


Samantha Young


#high-maintenance #humor #humor

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.


Courtney Allison Moulton


#ex-girlfriends #humor #life-saving #meds #reaper

I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I had to keep my pride. He took both of my hands in his. "Brenna Blixen will you be my girlfriend, please." He held up one of my hands and kissed my knuckles smoothly. "Pretty please. With sugar on top.


Liz Reinhardt


#brenna #girlfriend #jake #love #love

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.


Rachel Hawkins


#archer-cross #boyfriend #girlfriend #hex-hall #marriage

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'


Yasmine Bleeth


#boy #exclusively #fun #girlfriends #good

Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.


Zhang Ziyi


#also #different #girlfriends #love #may

When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach going to a chiropractor and I visited a talented one when I was there, but when he tried a needle on me, it was horrible. My muscles tightened and it didn't work at all.


Jenson Button


#acupuncture #could #day #every #every day

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.


Joan Collins


#botox #even #faces #get #girlfriends

He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.


Jess C. Scott


#asian #asian-fetish #boy #boyfriend #erotic-fiction






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