#girlfriend

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. ↗

— Courtney Allison Moulton

#ex-girlfriends #humor #life-saving #meds #reaper

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal. ↗

— Erin Jamison

#funny #girlfriends #humor #men #sex

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#breaking up #girlfriend #girlfriends #go #i

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.' ↗

— Yasmine Bleeth

#boy #exclusively #fun #girlfriends #good

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. ↗

— Holly Valance

#dinner #down #girlfriends #having #i

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started. ↗

— Joan Collins

#botox #even #faces #get #girlfriends

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#bum #couch #girlfriends #i #love

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. ↗

— James De La Vega

#feel #girlfriend #magazines #make #ugly

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people. ↗

— Jacqueline Bisset

#before #cast #characters #first #girlfriend

I've never necessarily chosen to be a bachelor. I've had girlfriends throughout the last 20 or 30 years. It's just that there were times when I met people that fascinated me and times I didn't. ↗

— Adam Clayton

#chosen #fascinated #girlfriends #had #i