#girlfriend

I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. ↗

— Tim Duncan

#being #cope #everyday #forest #girlfriend

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. ↗

— Zac Efron

#candy #day #did #flowers #friends

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. ↗

— Jason Isaacs

#call #child #girlfriend #seems #someone

Believe me,' [...] 'I would know about it. That's the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No quarter will be given. ↗

— Jonathan Franzen

#girlfriend #jealousy #freedom

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. ↗

— Usher

#appearance #clip #consider #definitely #girlfriend

Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?" "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#girlfriend #humor #love #simon #funny

If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don't try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you've told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment. ↗

— Josh Shipp

#injury #lie #life #respect #life

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart. ↗

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#burkett #friends #girlfriend #heart #heartbreak

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight. ↗

— A.T. Hicks

#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money