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Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.


Bonnie Jensen


#girlfriends #friendship

There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.


Shannon L. Alder


#books #boyfriend #choices #faith #family

If you don’t find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don’t want to ruin the evening.


Shannon L. Alder


#bluntness #fake-friends #friendship #girlfriends #honest-friends

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.


Samantha Young


#high-maintenance #humor #humor

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.


Grace Metalious


#drives #even #girlfriend #glass #had

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I’m going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that?


Ani San


#boyfriend #domination #girlfriend #jealousy #rude

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.


Courtney Allison Moulton


#ex-girlfriends #humor #life-saving #meds #reaper

I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I had to keep my pride. He took both of my hands in his. "Brenna Blixen will you be my girlfriend, please." He held up one of my hands and kissed my knuckles smoothly. "Pretty please. With sugar on top.


Liz Reinhardt


#brenna #girlfriend #jake #love #love

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.


Rachel Hawkins


#archer-cross #boyfriend #girlfriend #hex-hall #marriage

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.


Erin Jamison


#funny #girlfriends #humor #men #sex