#gh

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#funny #intending #laugh #make #somebody

I never had a job. I bought my first house within a year of getting out of school, and I built a custom one four and a half years later. The Art Center didn't teach much about business, but I learned a lot from the Fortune 500 companies that were my clients. ↗

— Richard MacDonald

#art #bought #built #business #center

These guys are just flying through the air and I'm capturing them in the split second and putting it into a work of art, via clay to the bronze. ↗

— Richard MacDonald

#art #bronze #capturing #clay #flying

The surprise with which a detective novel concludes should set up tragic vibrations which run backward through the entire structure. ↗

— Ross MacDonald

#concludes #detective #entire #novel #run

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top. ↗

— Alice Foote MacDougall

#dog #either #everyone #fight #grab

People that are 40, they don't sit around at talk about gray hair and how it covers their hair. They talk about highlighting, of course they're covering gray, but they don't talk about it that way. They're going to get their colors because they need a little lightening. ↗

— Andie MacDowell

#around #because #colors #course #covering

Marching thus at night, a battalion is doubly impressive. The silent monster is full of restrained power; resolute in its onward sweep, impervious to danger, it looks a menacing engine of destruction, steady to its goal, and certain of its mission. ↗

— Patrick MacGill

#certain #danger #destruction #doubly #engine

I've always loved animals and I always thought that they were, if not better, then the absolute equal of any two legged creature that God ever created. ↗

— Ali MacGraw

#always #any #better #created #creature

If the United States leads a multinational force into Iraq without United Nations backing, Canada should fight beside its neighbour. We've gone from being a middle power to a muddle power on this one. ↗

— Peter MacKay

#being #beside #canada #fight #force

An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by. ↗

— Ian MacKaye

#come #devil #door #get #just