#genital

I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it. ↗

— Cliff Martinez

#age #asked #because #doing #forty

My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#female-genitalia #homosexuality #humor #mothers #humor

...I’m restoring my foreskin because I was born with one, and damn it, I’m going to die with one. ↗

— Kristen O'Hara

#foreskin #male-genital-mutilation #restoring #love

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. ↗

— Robin Williams

#divorce #genitals #his #latin #man