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Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?



Jarod Kintz


#androgynous #coffee #drink #food #generosity

I think it's something like Mr. Peter Sloane and the octogenarians. The other evening Mrs. Sloane was reading a newspaper ans she said to Mr. Sloane 'I see here that another octogenarian has just died. What is an Octogenarian, Peter?' And Mr. Sloane said he didn't know, but they must be very sickly creatures, for you never heard tell of them but they were dying.


L.M. Montgomery


#dying #funny #octogenarian #funny

I once thought the three most important words in creation were ‘whatever proved necessary,’” he said. “And now?” she gasped against his mouth. “Now I know I was wrong. The three most important words in creation are ‘I love you


Gena Showalter Last Kiss Goodnight


#last-kiss-goodnight #solomon #vika #love

Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.


Gena Showalter


#demon #gena-showalter #paranormal #paris #paris

Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--


Gena Showalter


#demon #ego #gena-showalter #humor #romance

Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're kidding me. Jillian: Unfortunately, I'm serious. Their father is fond of fruit pies and thought it would be cute. Marcus: And their mother didn't protest? Jillian: She thinks Steven's cute, so she gives him whatever he wants.


Gena Showalter


#gena-showalter #humor #humor

I love who you are, yesterday, now, tomorrow, always.


Gena Showalter


#tales-of-an-extraordinary-girl #twice-as-hot #love

Intermarriage is one of the most provocative words in the English language


Clotye Murdock Larsson


#interracial-marriage #miscegenation #mixed-marriage #race-relations #racial-amalgamation

Then she looked away, dismissing him as if she’d found him to be substandard. All right, then. She didn’t find him attractive. Good. In fact, he kept his head shaved to a glossy shine for just that reason. He was a man willing to do anything to discourage feminine attention. Because yeah, females could be vanity hounds and most preferred their dates to have hair. Black, blond, red, it didn’t matter, as long as the locks were thick and lustrous. And here was a news flash for little Miss Giggles: when he allowed his to grow, it was dark brown, nearly jet, with hints of gold and worthy of a fucking lion.


Gena Showalter


#dark-taste-of-rapture #gena-showalter #hector #dating

As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.


Gena Showalter


#humor #humor






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