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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#dangerous #dangerous place #full #most #place

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#another #belonged #choir #church #even

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#like #place #room #see #stage

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#always #believable #comedy #exaggerated #ludicrous

You get used to sadness, growing up in the mountains, I guess. ↗

— Loretta Lynn

#growing #growing up #guess #i #mountains

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#even #get #i #off #surgery

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#day #days #fast #fruit #glasses

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#came #going #into #life #me

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#conversation #eight #generate #get #good

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. ↗

— Paul Lynde

#because #caused #dad #funny #generalities