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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ↗

— George Carlin

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? ↗

— George Carlin

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. ↗

— George Carlin

#language #large #tool #truth

For about seven years. I really like it there. There are a lot of great musicians. The scene is very open. A lot of stuff going on. People's ears are really open, they are not closed. A lot of scenes here, people just get tunnel vision and are into one thing. ↗

— John Zorn

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I get on the floor, and I can do things a woman a fifth my age can't do. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

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In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

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It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

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To pick up the paper and read about yourself getting slammed, that doesn't start your day off right. ↗

— Steve Carlton

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I put together the influences of my life in as clear a way as I possibly can, in the same way that Beethoven or Schoenberg or Bach put their influences together. ↗

— John Zorn

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But when you hear the complete album, it gets dark, really straight-up rock, with some really intimate moments with just me and the piano. It's not completely me because there are parts of me that aren't on that song, that are on the album. ↗

— Vanessa Carlton

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