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#gas

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My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.



Jarod Kintz


#broke #gas-pedal #go #life #motto

Even a minor event in the life of a child is an event of that child's world and thus a world event


Gaston Bachelard


#gaston-bachelard #life

She would fain have caught at the skirts of that departing time, and prayed it to return, and give her back what she had too little valued while it was yet in her possession. What a vain show Life seemed! How unsubstantial, and flickering, and flitting! It was as if from some aerial belfry, high up above the stir and jar of the earth, there was a bell continually tolling, ‘All are shadows!—all are passing!—all is past!


Elizabeth Gaskell


#margaret-hale #north-and-south #quotes #life

Know that it is a corpse who loves you and adores you and will never, never leave you!...Look, I am not laughing now, crying, crying for you, Christine, who have torn off my mask and who therefore can never leave me again!...Oh, mad Christine, who wanted to see me!


Gaston Leroux


#crying #face #gaston-leroux #love #mask

You will be the happiest of women. And we will sing, all by ourselves, till we swoon away with delight. You are crying! You are afraid of me! And yet I am not really wicked. Love me and you shall see! All I wanted was to be loved for myself.


Gaston Leroux


#phantom-of-the-opera #love

He loved her, and would love her; and defy her, and this miserable bodily pain.


Elizabeth Gaskell


#north-and-south #thornton #love

I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.



Jarod Kintz


#love #wonder #love

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.


Chuck Palahniuk


#sex #love

You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to.


Katie Ashley


#love #orgasm #sweet #love

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.


Erin McCarthy


#humor #insults #nicknames #pet-names #tom-jones






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