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#gardening

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #gardening




It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.


George Eliot


#more #must #never #plant #rain

All gardening is landscape painting.


William Kent


#landscape #painting

A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.


D. Elton Trueblood


#discovering #full #human #human life #knows

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.


Charles Dudley Warner


#back #hinge #man #man needs #needs

Those who labor in the earth are the chosen people of God.


Thomas Jefferson


#presidents #science #spring #science

The secret of improved plant breeding, apart from scientific knowledge, is love.


Luther Burbank


#apart #breeding #improved #knowledge #love

My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece


Claude Monet


#france #gardening #art

In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves. This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants.... Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did. What he did was put the fear of God into them. More precisely, the fear of Crowley. In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn't look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. "Say goodbye to your friend," he'd say to them. "He just couldn't cut it..." Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat. The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.


Neil Gaiman


#houseplants #humor #beauty

Garden as though you will live forever.


William Kent


#forever #garden #live #though #will

When Isaiah predicted that spears would become pruning hooks, that's a reference to cultivating. Pruning and trimming and growing and paying close attention to the plants and whether they're getting enough water and if their roots are deep enough. Soil under the fingernails, grapes being trampled under bare feet, fingers sticky from handling fresh fruit. It's that green stripe you get around the sole of your shoes when you mow the lawn. Life in the age to come. Earthy.


Rob Bell


#gardening #heaven #age






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