#garbage

The nice thing about wading in earthly pleasures is that if you make it to heaven, the landfills are full of pruned feathers and God’s silky beard trimmings. And if you don’t make it to heaven, at least you’ll have fond memories of the air-conditioned garbage truck. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #garbage #humor #funny

Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage. ↗

— Valentino Garavani

#back #bathtub #clothes #come #countryside

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately. ↗

— Burt Lancaster

#garbage #i #lately #lot #turned

The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. ↗

— Taylor Lautner

#garbage #hasn #help #home #home life

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage? ↗

— Imelda Marcos

#because #extravagant #garbage #i #me

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage. ↗

— Phil McGraw

#broken #dealing #demands #disposal #garbage

A newspaper that you're not reading can be used for anything; and the same people didn't think it was immoral to wrap their garbage in newspaper. ↗

— Robert Rauschenberg

#garbage #immoral #newspaper #people #reading

I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music. ↗

— Christy Romano

#garbage #i #intense #know #mixed

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. ↗

— Florynce R. Kennedy

#asking #everything #garbage #gets #into

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. ↗

— R. L. Stine

#likes #morning #new #new yorker #real