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What a pair they were - a Mistborn who felt guilty wasting coins to jump and a nobleman who thought balls were too expensive.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #money #humor

The fatted calf, the best Scotch, the hoedown could all have been his too, any time he asked for them except that he never thought to ask for them because he was too busy trying cheerlessly and religiously to earn them.


Frederick Buechner


#parable #prodigal-son #religious #business

The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.


Suzanne Collins


#gallows-humor #humor #pique #death

The wise speak only of what they know, Gríma son of Gálmód. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a serving-man till the lightning falls.' There was a roll of thunder. The sunlight became blotted out from the eastern windows; the whole hall became suddenly dark as night. The fire faded to sullen embers. Only Gandalf could be seen, standing white and tall before the blackened hearth.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#galmod #gandalf #grima #snake #death

Isn't Glen an accountant? We're all frugal." These days, by necessity. "You might be frugal, but Glen is cheap. For Valentine's Day, he actually suggested that we go to a card shop, exchange cards in the aisle, then put them back because he didn't see the use in spending the money!" "Okay, that's cheap." Libby huffed. "I swear, if he cuts up my Bloomingdale's card, I'll cut off his pecker.


Stephanie Bond


#frugal #funny #funny

I stood there, 220 pounds of ex-football player, ex-public defender, ex-a-lot-of-things, leaning against the faded walnut rail of the witness stand, home to a million sweaty palms. "To Speak for the Dead" (The Jake Lassiter Series) http://tinyurl.com/69eua2t


Paul Levine


#legal-thrillers #miami #paul-levine #home

to ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on you, something else is hurting you - that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think, or madhouses or mechanical cunts or 162 baseball games in a season. or vietnam or israel or the fear of spiders. your love washing her yellow false teeth in the sink before you screw.


Charles Bukowski


#dirty-realism #drugs #legalization #legalize #pot

Testimony should be a philosophical problem and not limited to legal or historical contexts where it refers to the account of a witness who reports what he has seen.


Paul Ricoeur


#contexts #historical #legal #limited #philosophical

Change cannot and will not happen overnight. But the intent to evolve will produce opportunities for growth.


Robin D. Hart


#inspirational #law #law-school #lawyers #legal

Legalism says God will love us if we change. The gospel says God will change us because He loves us.


Tullian Tchividjian


#grace #law #legalism #change






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