#gag

Some people train for certain sports and I want to train to be able to hold a super heavy electric guitar and carry luggage around myself because I always have to have 7,000 pairs of shoes. Who cares about sports? ↗

— Lisa Loeb

#about #always #around #because #cares

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know? ↗

— Demi Lovato

#because #big #big responsibility #bit #come

I think the hill one has to trudge in order to understand a man's baggage is more of a trek than I'd like to take right now. ↗

— Shirley MacLaine

#hill #i #i think #like #man

Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#barack obama #cast #gaga #hairspray #his

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. ↗

— David Mamet

#ask #gag #guy #i #politics

I can understand wanting to be invisible and mistrusting people and wanting to understand everything before you engage with the world. ↗

— Rooney Mara

#engage #everything #i #i can #invisible

Every person's remembering will be different. That engagement is important, I think. ↗

— Christian Marclay

#different #engagement #every #i #i think

So, for me the town hall meetings are really an opportunity to engage in two-way dialogue with people, and they've been very helpful. ↗

— Jack Markell

#dialogue #engage #hall #helpful #me

Sometimes Republicans engage in number-crunching analysis that doesn't always take the neediest into account. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#always #analysis #engage #into #republicans

Attend with Diligence and strict Integrity to the Interest of your Correspondents and enter into no Engagements which you have not the almost certain Means of performing. ↗

— George Mason

#attend #certain #correspondents #diligence #engagements