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Gag me with a spoon!


Moon Unit Zappa


#me #spoon

Israel has its attractions. It's the most dramatic country in the world. Everybody's engaged. Everybody argues. When I leave Israel, I get a little bit bored, you know?


Shimon Peres


#bit #bored #country #dramatic #engaged

Contrasting sharply, in the developing countries represented by India, Pakistan, and most of the countries in Asia and Africa, seventy to eighty percent of the population is engaged in agriculture, mostly at the subsistence level.


Norman Borlaug


#agriculture #asia #contrasting #countries #developing

We pay for the navy, and we have no commerce for the navy to protect; we pay for the army, and we loathe and execrate the work upon which it has been engaged.


John Edward Redmond


#been #commerce #engaged #loathe #navy

My personal missteps - how many Americans have died as a result of that? None. Other than my family, how many victims were there? None. And yet, in refusing to engage in a responsible debate about Iraq, how many Americans died? Thousands. And America seems to have no problem with that.


Scott Ritter


#america #debate #died #engage #family

Helmet was joined to helmet, and spear to spear, and jewels, baggage, and elephants without number went with them, and you would have said it was a host that none could understand.


Ferdowsi


#could #elephants #helmet #host #jewels

I think we all have blocks between us and the best version of ourselves, whether it's shyness, insecurity, anxiety, whether it's a physical block, and the story of a person overcoming that block to their best self. It's truly inspiring because I think all of us are engaged in that every day.


Tom Hooper


#because #best #between #block #blocks

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap.


Richard J. Codey


#budget #chases #close #dog #engaging

Mr. Obama's approach to engagement to some degree makes him dependent on people who wish neither him nor America well. This doesn't have to end badly and I hope that it doesn't - but it's not an ideal position after one's first year in power.


Walter Russell Mead


#america #approach #badly #degree #dependent

Anger, then, is only for the engaged; for those with projects that matter.


Adam Phillips


#emotions #engaged #anger






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