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My dad was a baggage handler at Heathrow and careful with money. He worked hard and had three jobs when I was young. I wish I'd inherited his care for money. Sadly, I've grown up to be rather scatty when it comes to finances.


Gary Numan


#care #careful #comes #dad #finances

Today we are engaged in a deadly global struggle for those who would intimidate, torture, and murder people for exercising the most basic freedoms. If we are to win this struggle and spread those freedoms, we must keep our own moral compass pointed in a true direction.


Barack Obama


#compass #deadly #direction #engaged #exercising

Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga.


David Ogilvy


#eccentricities #gaga #get #going #old

I think that America in general is piratical. Every time we accept a paycheck for doing almost nothing, allowing us to live above the poverty line, we're engaging in piracy.


Will Oldham


#accept #allowing #almost #america #doing

The most important loan to pay is your student loan. It's more important than your mortgage, car and credit card payments. You cannot discharge student loan debt in the majority of cases.


Suze Orman


#car #card #cases #credit #credit card

It's a sad day when the leaders of the free world engage in such deception and trickery. I voted against this unnecessary war and will continue to argue that the best way to support our troops is to bring them home.


Major R. Owens


#argue #best #best way #bring #continue

Everything that I've gone through since the end of 2010, from me finding out about my financial adviser stealing, mismanaging my money - that affected everything, from child support, mortgages, to me having to sell my properties, me being in and out of court trying to modify my child support. It's a lot to deal with at one time.


Terrell Owens


#adviser #affected #being #child #child support

What I'm always trying to do with every book is to recreate the effect of the stories we heard as children in front of campfires and fireplaces - the ghost stories that engaged us.


Chuck Palahniuk


#book #children #effect #engaged #every

What is public history but a register of the successes and disappointments, the vices, the follies and the quarrels of those who engage in contention for power.


William S. Paley


#disappointments #engage #follies #history #power

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.


Gwyneth Paltrow


#easy #engaged #friends #get #getting






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