#gag

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #gag




I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.


Lady Gaga


#funny #gaga #germanotta #hilarious #interview

My only allegiance is to my country.  The success of our country is built on hard work, sacrifice, innovation, integrity, and confidence.  How can you be confident if you can’t get a job?  How can you be confident if the mortgage on your home is higher than your home’s value?  How can you be confident when our elected officials haven’t given us one single idea how to fix this situation? – Jeremy Lyons


Marvin H. McIntyre


#financial #fiscal-cliff #inside-out #mortgage #thriller

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.


James Agate


#cannot #conceal #director #engaged #fact

Tonight I want to forget all your insecurities. Tonight I want you to reject anyone or anything that has made you feel like you don't belong, or don't fit in, or has made you feel like you're not good enough or pretty enough or thin enough, or like you can't sing well enough or dance well enough, or write a song well enough, or like YOU'LL NEVER WIN A GRAMMY, or like YOU'LL NEVER SELL OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! You just remember that you are a god damn superstar and you were born this way!


Lady Gaga


#inspirational #lady-gaga #inspirational

Legislation that names a specific private organization to defund (rather than all organizations that engage in a particular activity) is improper and arguably unconstitutional.


Justin Amash


#arguably #engage #improper #legislation #names

While complying can be an effective strategy for physical survival, it's a lousy one for personal fulfillment. Living a satisfying life requires more than simply meeting the demands of those in control. Yet in our offices and our classrooms we have way too much compliance and way too little engagement. The former might get you through the day, but only the latter will get you through the night.


Daniel H. Pink


#compliance #engagement #fulfillment #survival #workplace

Mortgages were less about getting people into property than getting them into debt. Someone had to absorb the surplus supply of credit.


Douglas Rushkoff


#life

The longer a life, the challenge is not the distance between destinations, but the difficulty of travelling light. My soul’s a portmanteau packed full, one half filled with what was, the other with what is, what should be.


Jamie A. Hughes


#history #poem #life

We drive down the road in complete silence for a few miles listening to 50 Cent. As soon as he tells us that he's into having sex, he ain't into making love, Casey turns the volume down and begins telling me the following information: " I love you so much. We're going to have the best life together. I can't wait." Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and pretending to lose all memory of who I was, but it's not until she looks me in the eye and says in all seriousness, "You're my soul mate," that I realize I am not going to marry her.


Chad Kultgen


#love #male #marry #soul #life

Calm down, it isn't a ring” I laughed and he pushed the box across the table to me and I blushed and opened it.


Mercy Cortez


#happiness #jagged-edge #love #ring #love