#furniture

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. ↗

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

#bachelor #buying #furniture #like #marrying

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. ↗

— Robin Williams

#burglars #furniture #gay #had #night

The town I came from really had one industry, and that was furniture. ↗

— Eric Church

#furniture #had #i #i came #industry

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. ↗

— Tim Conway

#apart #falls #furniture #i #like

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture. ↗

— Noel Coward

#just #lines #over #say #trip

Human inertia makes the everyday environment, the furniture, as it were, appear to be a given. ↗

— Todd Gitlin

#environment #everyday #furniture #given #human

In the Scottish Orkneys, the little stone houses with their single large room and central hearth had an extraordinary range of built-in furniture. ↗

— Stephen Gardiner

#central #extraordinary #furniture #had #hearth

I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess. ↗

— H. P. Lovecraft

#books #floor #furniture #go #i

When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears. ↗

— Leslie Mann

#buy #cab #cookies #did #furniture

I would have tested the furniture if they'd asked me. ↗

— Karen Morley

#furniture #i #me #tested #would