#funny

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#funny #page #studio #writer #you

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#guaranteed #make #only #something #vague

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. ↗

— Jay Leno

#beverly #beverly hills #call #dad #day

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. ↗

— Jay Leno

#designated #designated driver #driver #each #reason

I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it's that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art. ↗

— Melissa Leo

#acting #ancient #art #fundamentalist #funny

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#anyone #camels #distrust #drink #else

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ↗

— Richard Lewis

#days #glorious #half #life #love

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. ↗

— Richard Lewis

#analyst #back #because #behind #help

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. ↗

— James Lipton

#busy #comedians #funny #laugh #too