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My air guitar just arrived by airmail!


Stuart Blythe


#guitar #humor #humourur #music #music

She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music industry.


John Zakour


#humour #politics #music

I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.



Jarod Kintz


#band-name #funny #height #humor #life

according to dickens, the first rule of humab nature usself-preservation and when I forgie him far writing a charachter as pathetic as oliver twist, o'll thank him for that advice.


Melina Marchetta


#funny

Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning." "Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to wrap around that one. How the hell had that happened? "So basically I was filled with 1.21 jiggawatts? Can I travel through time now?


Elizabeth Sharp


#humor #humour #nature

Of course, he said, he who is of a certain nature, is like those who are of a certain nature; he who is not, not.


Plato


#philosophy #truth #nature

Safe gender is being who and what we want to be when we want to be that, with no threat of censure or violence. Safe gender is going as far in any direction as we wish, With no threat to our health, or anyone else’s. Safe gender is not being pressured into passing, not Having to lie, not having to hide. Sane gender is asking questions about gender - talking To people who do gender, and opening up about our Gender histories and our gender desires. Sane gender is probably very, very funny. Consensual gender is respecting each others’ definition Of gender, and respecting the wishes of some to be alone, And respecting the intentions of others to be inclusive in Their own time. Consensual gender is non-violent in that it doesn’t force Its way in on anyone. Consensual gender opens its arms and welcomes all People as gender outcasts - whoever is willing to admit it.


Kate Bornstein


#funny

Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me everything. Well, almost everything. I was lucky enough to stop him before he got into the explicit details. Wesley also helped by nudging him with his shoulder. He even covered Matthew's mouth when the conversation took a sudden turn because the word package was used. Yeah, the conversation went from sweet and romantic to soft-core porn in about two seconds.


L. Arthur


#romantic

I have a funny side. I have a soft and sympathetic side. I have a serious side, and a seriously romantic side. I have lots of sides; it's the main course I haven't quite figured out.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#personality #richelle #richelle-goodrich #sides #romantic

A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeating “Yeah” while the guy peeing next to you is talking, try a more positive affirmation, like pinching his butt cheek. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny