#funny

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#accidentally #day #enjoyed #ever #gin

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny. ↗

— Jim Dine

#being #funny #i #i do #intensity

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. ↗

— Heather Donahue

#family #funny #funny person #i #i am

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. ↗

— Mary Douglas

#compete #funny #group #leadership #people

If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it. ↗

— Rachel Dratch

#funny #going #impulse #little #ruin

My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head. ↗

— Karen Duffy

#even #everybody #friend #funny #had

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. ↗

— Lena Dunham

#funny person #i #like #myself #never

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. ↗

— Nora Dunn

#being funny #enjoy #funny #i #never

I wish I had a funny story. ↗

— Leslie Easterbrook

#funny story #had #i #i wish #story

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. ↗