#funny

His heavy-lidded gaze reflected a languor that had nothing to do with having just awakened, and there was no doubt what was on his mind. But this is no safe cherry picker, Gwen thought, growing more concerned by the moment. This man looks like a cherry tree chopper-downer. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#funny

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. ↗

— Stephen Clarke

#funny #funny

When I’m in a relationship, I love like a burrito. And if you’re a taco, don’t talk to me. At our core we may seem similar, but trust me, we are two different items on the menu. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#already #cannot #crisis #full #next

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#alternative #moderation #only #those #thought

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#everyone #family #funny #i #just

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#funny #gave #going #hear #hug

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed. ↗

— Michael Zaslow

#because #changed #cry #dead #funny

I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny. ↗

— Dave Rowntree

#characters #decisions #early #episodes #films

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that. ↗

— Rachel Roy

#fallen #funny #how #i #life