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I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead.


Bauvard


#envy #funny #funny

The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.


Charles Dickens


#sarcasm #business

As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.


Bauvard


#doubt #enterprises #failure #funny #hesitancy

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...


Whitney Gracia Williams


#sarcasm #business

Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating (white liquid) and this is our situation, frustrated , but on the other part of world (West) ,they are enjoying in party and drinking liquor (white liquid) but their situation is that, successful, I do not know that the problem relates to the type of liquid or the way of drinking!!


Ali Shariati


#faith #funny #humor #life #love

I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #religion #experience

I want to change my life...except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday night after Fletch goes to bed when I come downstairs, pull up the Bachelor on TiVo, drink Riesling, and eat cheddar/port wine Kaukauna cheese without freakign out over fat grams. I'm perpetually in a good mood because I do everything I want. I love having the freedom to skip the gym to watch a Don Knots movie on the Disney Channel without a twinge of guilt. I've figured out how to not be beholden to what other people believe I should be doing, and when the world tells me I ought to be a size eight, I can thumb my nose at them in complete empowerment.


Jen Lancaster


#funny #weight #change

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared’s neck.


Jodie B. Cooper


#elf #fantasy #funny #sidhi #teenage-love

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.


Britney Spears


#funny

If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one.


Elizabeth Hand


#funny






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