#funny

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ↗

— Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. ↗

— George A. Romero

#catholic #classmates #funny #funny guy #guy

That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt. ↗

— Ann Romney

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ↗

— Mae West

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ↗

— Mark Twain

#distort #facts #first #get #please

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. ↗

— Robin Williams

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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. ↗

— Tori Spelling

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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men. ↗

— Jules Asner

#i #like #men #self-deprecating #smart

It's funny how most activists are pacifists. ↗

— Craig Bruce

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