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#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.


Scott Thompson


#big movie #fiction #funny #get #i

It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!


Jessica Ennis


#awards #celebration #different #end #even

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.


Luke Treadaway


#funny #holding #jackets #matching #me

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.


Chris Tucker


#being funny #comedian #creative #doing #funny

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.


Voltaire


#necessary #superfluous #thing #very

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.


Mitch Hedberg


#funny #jokes #me #these

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.


Ruby Wax


#american #i #know #misplaced #where

The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.


Vince Gill


#funny #funny thing #going #into #majority

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.


Mae West


#drifted #i #snow #snow white #used

It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent.


Sue Wicks


#agent #ask #cause #finding #funny






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