#funny

Never fight an inanimate object. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#fight #inanimate #never #object

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#any #become #becomes #children #cruelty

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. ↗

— David Ogilvy

#come #funny #ideas #jokes #make

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#early #few #funny #hate #i

I'd like to do a film which is funny. ↗

— Clive Owen

#funny #i #like #which

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine. ↗

— Chris Paul

#favorite #funny #hawks #i #jersey

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. ↗

— Jim Lehrer

#funny #i #made #most #stupid

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music. ↗

— Tom Petty

#afford #because #being #copied #enraged

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. ↗

— Jimmy Reed

#expect #funny #funny thing #gain #honey

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. ↗

— Ivan Reitman

#appropriate #cast #come #effective #funny