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Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I know this is war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.


Kristin Cashore


#life #party #war #funny

A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

...it woke me up, got me focused back on my current tasks: find Libby, save Libby, find James, kiss James, maul James, press James for details on Stiles, find Stiles, fight Stiles, find Morgan, find his bride, make them fall in love, make Naomi understand, make Libby normal again, kiss James again, eat a few prices of fruit. Total order.


Beth Bloom


#humor #run-on-sentence #run-on-sentence-award #funny

I have never committed a sin. I am committed to sin, and my adoration will never waver.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #sin #funny

It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.


Al Michaels


#always #bay #bowl #cowboys #dallas

Have you tried talking to her? No, Jace said, we've been punching her repeatedly in the face instead.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #funny

I can speak Esperanto like a native.


Spike Milligan


#i #i can #like #native #speak

A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny