#funny

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. ↗

— Rick Baker

#artists #dentist #feel #funny #i

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. ↗

— Tom Baker

#funny #goes #lavatory #literature

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. ↗

— Tom Baker

#darkness #days #delivered #experience #fans

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. ↗

— Milton Berle

#after #experience #forgotten #her #name

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. ↗

— Milton Berle

#congress #him #lead #make #man

You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing. ↗

— Anita Bell

#funny

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need