#funny

If you were to ask me what’s under my bed, I’d tell you shoes. They’re brown, and they’re still attached to the body that’s been decomposing there since I hid it three days ago. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#shoes #funny

Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after you tell me you love me, I can’t very well reply, “Hexagon! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#hexagon #love #funny

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. ↗

— Ken Kesey

#funny #really #see #side #strong

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. ↗

— Kesha

#always #box #cardboard #cardboard box #care

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. ↗

— Shahrukh Khan

#banana #discomfort #falls #funny #hurting

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me. ↗

— Daniel Dae Kim

#funny #home #i #laughing #me

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#authority #authority figures #boss #figures #flaw

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. ↗

— David Sedaris

#religion #funny

I can’t define what love is. That’s like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #love #surreal #funny

I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny