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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.


Paul Lynde


#because #caused #dad #funny #generalities

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.


Norm MacDonald


#funny #intending #laugh #make #somebody

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.


Norm MacDonald


#does #funny #guys #i #just

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.


Seth MacFarlane


#funny #hours #jokes #more #morning

You gotta keep the funny intact.


Seth MacFarlane


#gotta #intact #keep #you

I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I don't distance myself from any of it.


Ian MacKaye


#any #back #connects #dismiss #distance

It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.


Hermann Maier


#drive #elegant #funny #now #same

. . .Tell me, Clare: why on earth would a lovely girl like you want to marry Henry?' Everything in the room seems to hold its breath. Henry stiffens but doesn't say anything. I lean forward and smile at Mr. DeTamble and say, with enthusiasm, as though he has asked me what flavor of ice cream I like best: 'Because he's really, really good in bed.' In the kitchen there's a howl of laughter. Mr. DeTamble glances at Henry, who raises his eyebrows and grins, and finally even Mr. DeTamble smiles, and says 'Touché, my dear.


Audrey Niffenegger


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Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.


Leonard Maltin


#charlie #charlie chaplin #comedies #ever #funny

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#funny-quotes #gatsby #love #sarcasm #tom