#funny

You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable. ↗

— Eric Kripke

#supernatural #funny

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! ↗

— Hunter S. Thompson

#crazy #drugs #funny #random #funny

A good quote should inspire individuals to go lower the world's population one person at a time. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #inspiration #quotes #funny

Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination. ↗

— David Wong

#funny #john #funny

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#fruits-basket #funny #kyo #sohma #yuki

Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident. ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#truth #wisdom #funny

POZZO: I am blind. (Silence.) ESTRAGON: Perhaps he can see into the future. ↗

— Samuel Beckett

#funny #future #humor #pessimism #funny

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory. ↗

— Eric Church

#eric-church #lyrics #music #springsteen #funny

Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil ↗

— Dani Alexander

#m-m #mystery #ofy #romance #funny

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #politics #funny